who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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