that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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