Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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