I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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