ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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