People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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