Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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