I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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