Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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