i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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