YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Randomize
