I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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