on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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