I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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