North Korea, Best Korea!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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