No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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