I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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