do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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