problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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