So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
