Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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