Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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