if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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