Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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