How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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