so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
