what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Come on in and take your pants off
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