would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she looked like the before picture.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
