Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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