Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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