Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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