is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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