Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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