You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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