one might say we're banned from that church
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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