I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Acid is not a monday night drug
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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