no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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