Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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