bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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