reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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