Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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