My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Can't talk, ducks in the car
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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