Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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