omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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