hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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