I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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