Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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