Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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