How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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