quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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