We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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