But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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