dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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