You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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